Christmas Elf Jokes for Kids
Love them or hate them, cheesy jokes are part of the festive season. Elves love silly pranks and as you might have already guessed, they adore Christmas jokes. Elfin, our Christmas elf has helped me put together a list of his favourite elf jokes. There are 24 of them – one for each day of the advent.
If your family has a Christmas elf the jokes will give you plenty of “elf ideas“. You can also pop them in the advent calendar or in your kid’s lunch boxes.
24 Christmas jokes that make Santa’s elves laugh
Printable elf jokes
Just print and cut or copy our Christmas jokes on sticky notes and every day your elf can leave a joke behind for the kids to enjoy!
Click the links below to download and print your elf jokes:
Or read on and have a giggle now!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrr!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of birds are good at writing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies or Frosted Flakes!!
What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds?
Looks like rain, dear
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a snowman party?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What do you call frosty when he mows the lawn?
Frosty the Mow-man!
Where did Mistletoe go to become famous?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
What do you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
What is green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-“deer”!
What’s Santa’s favourite drink?
What does the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it’s sad?
What do elves learn at school?
Of course you can do this – as long as you credit us 🙂
Hey santa i love my brother is so sweet he can
Get a present
What do you get when u come across clumsy the elf and a clock… clocksy the elf lol
Love your jokes. I’d like to use them for an Advent Calendar. But the Elf-abet joke is on the list twice and both PDFs. So there are actually only 23 jokes. Any chance you can update with a 24th joke?